1. This is horribly unfunny, as a climber is unjustly criticizing the Park Service.
2. This is horribly unfunny, as the Park Service delayed a rescue of avy victims.
3. Forget the facts, whatever they might really be, and focus instead on the inherent humor of passages like:
"We survived an avalanche together. They've got serious injuries, they're at 14,200 feet waiting to be rescued, and this helicopter is cruising around on the airstrip making some stupid bullshit-for-television show."... combined with the prospect of these two meeting up on Denali:
And quite the classy gal in college, arrested for alcohol-related charges twice within five weeks (while her father was President), for a total of three alcohol-related arrests in Texas:
"on April 29, 2001, Jenna was charged with a misdemeanor for possession of alcohol under the age 21 in Austin. On May 29, 2001, Jenna was charged with another misdemeanor - attempting to use a fake ID (with the name Barbara Pierce, her paternal grandmother's maiden name) to purchase alcohol. She pleaded no contest to both charges."http://www.adn.com/2012/06/25/2519237/denali-climber-claims-rangers.html
Denali climber claims rangers put celebrity before avalanche victims
Last Modified: June 25th, 2012 02:28 PM